This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
I remember wondering if I should post this last year because tf2 models but I decided not to and I regretted it ever since SO HERE YOU GUYS GO HAPPY SEPTEMBER 21ST
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
I remember wondering if I should post this last year because tf2 models but I decided not to and I regretted it ever since SO HERE YOU GUYS GO HAPPY SEPTEMBER 21ST
pour one out for all the ihop/ihob employees who are gonna have to deal with people thinking they care/had anything to do with this decision at all and giving them their unwanted opinions in the coming weeks
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
